Bad Decisions Yacht Club Tank Top — White

Bad decisions might not be a plan… but they do make great stories. ⚓🍹

This tank is for the sailors who know the best memories usually start with, “Well… we could…” and end somewhere between legendary and mildly regrettable. Featuring our delightfully carefree skeletal skipper drifting drink-in-hand while a tiny pirate ship sails on by, this design celebrates the fine art of choosing adventure over better judgment.

Because every cruiser knows:

The sea is calling… and it rarely checks your bank balance first.

Whether you’re stretching the fuel budget, fixing what “wasn’t broken yesterday,” or committing wholeheartedly to a voyage that sounded smarter in the marina bar, this shirt lets the world know you’ve embraced the chaos — and you’re smiling about it.

Perfect for:

• Dockside storytelling
• Sunset anchorage debates
• Marina happy hours that go “just one more”
• Anyone who’s ever confidently said, “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Soft, bold, and guaranteed to spark knowing laughs from fellow sailors, this is official uniform status for members of the Bad Decisions Yacht Club.

Fair winds. Questionable calls. Absolutely worth it. 🌊

Product features

- Raw cut-off sleeve and armhole edges for a relaxed, vintage feel

- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape

- Lightweight fabric (4.4 oz/yd²) for breathability

- Combed ringspun cotton for soft hand and comfort (fiber content varies by color)

- Regular fit for easy movement and casual layering

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean