Pirate Beggar Graphic T-Shirt — "Can You Spare a Dollar?" Back Print
Pirate Beggar Graphic T-Shirt — "Can You Spare a Dollar?" Back Print
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46.36 | 51.44 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 70.48 | 75.56 |
| Length, cm | 67.63 | 71.12 | 74.61 | 78.11 | 80.33 | 82.55 | 85.09 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.28 | 45.09 | 48.26 | 52.07 | 55.25 | 59.05 | 62.56 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Sailing might be freedom… but freedom definitely has a fuel bill. ⚓💸
This tee is for the dreamers who traded steady paychecks for salty hair, sunset anchorages, and the occasional “creative budgeting” moment. Featuring our delightfully unhinged pirate patron saint of poor financial decisions, this design proudly declares what every cruiser knows:
We’re not broke… sailing’s just not cheap.
Whether you’re topping up the diesel tank, fixing something that was working yesterday, or just funding your next questionable voyage, this shirt lets the world know you’ve chosen adventure over common sense — and you’d do it again.
Perfect for:
- Dockside banter
- Marina happy hours
- Boat yard “character building” days
- Anyone who’s ever said, “It’ll be fine” before casting off
Soft, bold, and guaranteed to spark a laugh (and maybe even buy you a beer), this is official uniform status for members of Bad Decisions Yacht Club.
Fair winds. Questionable choices. No regrets.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, breathable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and pre-shrunk for consistent sizing; sizes S–4XL
- Sewn-in label; available in 58 colorways
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean